slab-o-meat:

trashboat:

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

he is one

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akashicrecord:

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bigcommunist:

bigcommunist:

hi. i’m not american. WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT THE OFFICIAL ARBY’S SLOGAN IS “WE HAVE THE MEATS” OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT FOR MYSELF TODAY JUST NOW

WE HAVE THE MEATS???????????? WE HAVE THE FUCKING MEATS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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daddyfuckedme:

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bacteria-alex:

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Anonymous asked:

WHAT DO U MEAN A MOUSE CAN SURVIVE FALLING OFF A SKYSCRAPER

bunjywunjy:

haha, yeah! surprise?

pretty much every mammal from about squirrel-sized and down has a terminal velocity so low that they can fall literally any distance and not take lethal damage, provided that they don’t land on something sharp.

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hence their willingness to just wildly yeet themselves off of things as a valid escape tactic.

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IF IT SUCKS, HIT DA BRICKS

homeboygirl:

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no-mi-torta:
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lestatslestits:

pato-boy:

lestatslestits:

I think what fucks me up the most is that each passenger paid at least $250,000 to be in that submersible. And ultimately, as billionaires, that’s like. A percentage of a percent of a percentage of their wealth. It’s like a trip to Starbucks for people like me. There is not a single person in my life whose existence would not be monumentally changed for the better in ways they probably can’t even imagine by having $250,000 accessible to them. And these dudes handed it over to go die in the ocean in a tin can piloted by a video game controller in some kind of fucked up deep sea Major Tom situation

I mean, those 250.000$ did change their lives. I get what you mean, but their lives did change a lot since they took that trip.

You know what? Fair enough. I cannot argue with that.

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forestslut:

blujayonthewing:

unclefather:

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they’re not even his teeth

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